Bigfootery boredom has struck the hollowed halls of The Bigfootery Enquier. Thus a concise dust up, with rejoicing by some of the readers, we’re sure. Old news to most, but what the heck the weather and boating has been way too good to spend time in front of a computer. Two May events worth mentioning are:
Yakin About Yakima – nope we did not go, although we think we would have passed the litmus test for attendance. Our consise report, people raved about how good it was, we heard the term best ever, some were mad at so-called friends for attending but not being inclusive of some of the top carney barkers of bigfootery, some did not get a ticket. There was a near miss in terms of greater bigfootery pickin sides for the fight over ticketing and promotion, but it ended up being more like 5th graders talking trash but afraid to throw a punch. Some resignations did happen. If you resign from a group accomplishing nothing much other than stroking an ego or two by giving them a title and a place to post “scholarly” papers does it really make a difference? We think not.
Implosion of the MABRC Continued – with a former member revealing he had hoaxed other members of that gang and the rest of the gang saying that the member was physically incapable of doing so, while ignoring the fact a brother was also involved in the hoaxing. The MABRC wins the Bigfootery Gold Award for being the most disfunctional family in bigfootin. We look for more hijinks from that crew of newbies, oldbies and wannabes. And what the hell is a Global Director? Bonus points for the flashiest title; it puts Founders, Presidents and Directors to shame.