They are. But evidently, they are tough, darn tough.
MattMoneymaker1Matt Moneymaker
Our scout Tyler Bounds (WA-BFRO) hit a bigfoot last night (round 2AM) while driving near High Knob VA. Vehicle damaged but no blood, hair.
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We’re conjecturing it went something like this:
Matty: Tyler, WTF dude, you damaged the rental SUV.
Tyler: Well dad, you know there are squatches in those woods.
Matty: Oh absolutely, is it time to say that again?
Tyler: No, the fourteenth take was perfect. But, ummm, I hit a bigfoot last night while out dutifully scouting for squatchy places.
Matty: So those big dents are from a squatch, although there is no blood or hair?
Tyler: Yep.
Matty: And that one big half circle dent means the squatch had a thigh that was over four feet tall and 40″ round?
Tyler: Uhh, Yep.
Matty: Ok, I can buy that.
Tyler: Thanks dad, you’re the biggest and best.
Matty: (ruffles Tyler’s hair) – I know. Now fetch me a cold drink and make it snappy.
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