They are. But evidently, they are tough, darn tough.
To the Skeptics That Ask Why Bigfoot is Never Hit By Vehicles
December 14, 2011 by thebigfooteryenquirer
Our scout Tyler Bounds (WA-BFRO) hit a bigfoot last night (round 2AM) while driving near High Knob VA. Vehicle damaged but no blood, hair.
We’re conjecturing it went something like this:
Matty: Tyler, WTF dude, you damaged the rental SUV.
Tyler: Well dad, you know there are squatches in those woods.
Matty: Oh absolutely, is it time to say that again?
Tyler: No, the fourteenth take was perfect. But, ummm, I hit a bigfoot last night while out dutifully scouting for squatchy places.
Matty: So those big dents are from a squatch, although there is no blood or hair?
Matty: And that one big half circle dent means the squatch had a thigh that was over four feet tall and 40″ round?
Tyler: Uhh, Yep.
Matty: Ok, I can buy that.
Tyler: Thanks dad, you’re the biggest and best.
Matty: (ruffles Tyler’s hair) – I know. Now fetch me a cold drink and make it snappy.