Any “bigfoot researcher” worth his/her salt has followed the long and hyped DNA study. We’ve done two stories, we were the first to break the Better Business Bureau reputation, rather disreputation, of the principal investigator and we published a connecting the dots type of graphic on some of the folks involved in supplying “evidence”. The second article portrayed the initial Biscardi connection(s) that dissolved as the project gained steam.
We always watch for the bigfootery angle of these types of events. Certainly the hype aspect, the believers grabbing and savoring every little morsel and the maneuvers of people being cut out were classic elements of bigfootery. But one missing element was the money-making angle, one of the keystones of bigfootery. Well, we have a DNA project exclusive breaking news on the money-making angle.
We have seen and learned about a prototype field bigfoot DNA test that will be hitting the market once the scientific blessing of the DNA is given, published, or at least hyped. This device will be a one time test instrument for potential bigfoot hair and gives reliable results within 15 minutes. It is also relatively nondestructive to the hair, only a small part is lost. The hair is placed on the device and the tip of the hair is held in place by a peelable adhesive. The device has a patented reagent imbedded as a microfilm that comes in contact with the hair. The “bigfoot researcher” then adds readily available fluids to activate the reagent. Results appear in a simple graphical form, within a few minutes a “bigfoot researcher” will know if they reliably have a sasquatch hair sample and if it is worth sending it on, in a prepaid envelope, for further testing. It is reported further testing will be “reasonably priced” and a certificate of authenticity and attainment will be sent if the detailed lab results confirm initial testing. This certificate is reportedly one of three that will be required to be a Certified Outdoor Collection Keeper of Bigfoot. A picture of the prototype device follows, but our source is telling us they will be changing to a camo color, adding a splash guard and building in a small glow stick for night operations.
Look for the official Bigfoot DNA Field Analysis kit to be marketed by the DNA entrepreneurs soon. You can join the facebook page to get on the waiting list for what is going to be the “must have” “bigfoot field researcher” “scientific” doo dad of the summer of 2012.