The BFE S6 here, know you like that military jargon. Da big boss, Central Command in your lingo, is in an english speaking country in Central America enjoying some travertine whitewater mixed in with some “cay action” but we did talk and he provided a rambling communicae to be issued forthwith. I’ll do my best to accurately convey his thoughts without overly editorializing. Da boss says:
Thank you for the comment and generous offer. While he appreciates the huge opportunity in regards to Delta Alfa India Sierra Echo Yankee and admires your cojones, much more so than your ability to form sentences (sorry personal editorial but also something da boss does often mention), he must respectfully decline. He did remember your name and I did fill him in on the latest chapter of bigfootery involving you and the MABRC. He said the notion of including a panel of bigfootery media is admirable and it is an honor being included in the list you provided as possible invitees. He feels The BFE would bring a unique take, some good behind the scenes contacts and connections and a truly unvarnished reputation as ones who do the research, dig the dirt and do so without the color of self promotion or profit agendas. Unfortunately, time is a challenge given he is in the middle of burning a chunk of vacation . At this point we had a break up in comms, but he said something about not playing well together and laughed when I told him the panels that had been identified. He did come through clearly and emphatically with his last point, if the event included coming in proximity with said subject of the meeting he wanted absolutely nothing further to do with those things. And then in order I heard, Pacifico, hoax, exit strategies and applying game theory to this one, cojones (again), Mrs.’s BFE laugh, something about dumb asses need to first load the freezer with chunks of ice before attempting to freeze the thing, damn dirty apes, D&S-O&G (whatever the hell that meant), quit feeding the parrots they’ll crap on the chair, that he would need another phone card pretty soon and he ended with a chuckle saying make it so S6.
To summarize, your message was received and considered by the big guy. I suspect the Pacifico was flowing well, as was the Moho, which left him in a good mood. And thanks but no thanks, he does not want anything to do with this story.