Archive for January, 2014

Hey BF Field Reporter.  What you said about Doc M., bigfootery gold.  His making three appearances in the spring up in the eastern Midwest is saturation.   One has to wonder about his students and wife.  But to each his own, make that bigfootery dollars while it is hot in pop culture.  We get what you were saying and you did nail it.   Messin with an icon, let alone messin with sasquatch,  is risky business and we are sure there will be a blow back.  Watch what happens in this blow back as it will be text book bigfootery.  There will be a piling on, opportunism, people will be offended,  there will be some flip flopping of “friends”,  praise for the icon, attacks on the messenger instead of the message and  few will address the core issue of his bigwhoreish behavior.

Bigwhoreishness  comes in many forms in bigfootery.  Whoring out pictures you do not own, carpet bagging, various hypocrisies, it is easy to find the whores.  Congrats to the Field Reporter for stripping away the niceities and calling it what it is.

We’ve had an article or two about the reporter and had bestowed a not so nice nickname that we felt fit.  We are now giving her a new moniker, Courtney.  Like her name sake we find her unpredictable, possibly inebriated, unfiltered opinions to be a bit…….. hot.  How about that?

We are unsure if the icon worshipers know this about the Doc.  In this essay he attempts to use some scientific data (genetics), cultural and political themes  to validate a  Book of Mormon’s pronouncement on how America was peopled.  It is an interesting read eventually spinning into the absence of evidence does not mean the absence of fact and conclusions.  Sounds like an early exercise in one of the concepts employed in bigfootery.

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No, not a Bigfootery Enquirer bounty, the TV show.   We especially appreciate the absolute intellectual poverty of those who review the show without watching it.  There is certainly a great deal of biggrumpery over the series, even at this early juncture.  One gem we collected when we watched it off the dvr was Disotell mentioning the sweet spot for dna collection of stools is the leading tip as it has the cells of the pooper.  Now, the self proclaimed expert third and fourth level bigfooters will spin saying Oh, LOL !!!, I already knew that.  But we doubt it.  So there are gems the reviewers and biggrumpers who bitch but do not watch are missing.

Is the series original?  Other than the topic,  it seems they have blended some Survivor with some Amazing Race and then threw in a cooking show elimination process.  They say reality or semi-reality shows are made or broken with the cast, so we are thinking 50/50.  The ratings have not made the Finding Bigfoot folks nervous at this point, we are sure.

Carry on experts, review without seeing something, claim to be a scientist with a high school education, attempt to act like an old hand if you came into this before the age of Facebook or Youtube.

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Rick Dyer’s new millenium version of the Minnesota Ice Man.  He’s got his new and improved stuffed bigfoot, no pork additives this time, and is hitting the road with a newly wrapped trailer and vehicle.  On his schedule is a stop in Ohio for the carpetbagger’s creature festival.  Somehow, that just fits and the faithful (all couple dozen of them) will find it  a delightful addition.  Wow Newman, what a scoop.  The BFE smells desperation.

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