Christmas has come and gone, let’s see the ideal gifts received by those on the naughty and nice list.
Bigfootery’s Courtney Love – as we said before, unfiltered opinions voiced under the influence is sexy in a train wreck sort of way.
Gift Received – A hangover cure book – http://www.thriftbooks.com/w/50-ways-to-cure-a-hangover_cara-frost-sharratt/1187799/?isbn=1846014050&mkwid=LrWSUK76|dc&pcrid=63635728032&gclid=CIf3vtX-98ICFUtgMgodc3MAnw
The folks over at the Facebook coalition page, for culling the sewer that is Facebook bigfootery and providing us the best of the whackadoodles
Gift Received – Sasquatch Coffee – http://squatchcoffee.com/
Bob Gimlin – was he hoodwinked, or did it happen? Not sure, but he is a gracious man to those that seek him out.
Gift Received – a time machine with 15 minutes on it in case he wants to go back and have a second chance to solve this enigma – in other words pull the trigger
Bobbie Short – RIP – for being a tireless chronicler of all things bigfoot.
Gift Received – time with the creator
Todd Disotell – for being open-minded, to some degree, pushing the boundaries of hairdom and providing some tips, reason and class on a show that was sorely lacking all of those elements.
Gift Received – some funky hair coloring gels
Miss-Litigation – lifetime achievement award for being vindictive, not walking her talk and relying upon the churn for new admirers.
Gift Received – one of those MIB memory erasing flash pens to solve the problem of those who have been in bigfootery long enough to see the whole sad saga.
Most all of Facebook Bigfootery – for giving a voice and easy venue for the whackadoodles and their worshipful drones/enforcers/digital KGB
Gift Received – a new hobby that does not include a computer
The Carpet Baggers – for carpet bagging and having pockets that are deeper than their integrity and good sense.
Gift Received – A new marketing slogan – “Can’t attend another bigfoot conference because it is sold out, come to ours, lots of seats and elbow room.”
The Foot Doc – for reaching even higher levels of selling one’s bigfootery soul for dollars and exposure.
Gift Received – $500 k, invest it wisely and it should solve the burning desire to make bigfootery dollars.
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