Think Before You Click and Feed the Animals

Noticed, and noted, there are a number of fourth level bigfooters monetizing on Youtube, and more who decry those particular bigfooters but still share links and rants about them. Our advice is not to feed the animals. Stop driving views to those channels, viewership and income will drop and they will hopefully wither on the vine. That’s your goal in posting those videos and rants, right?

We Now Return You To Your Previously Scheduled, But Highly Delayed, Broadcast.

We’re back…..hip waders and on and ready to stir some bigfootery muck in the hope of finding some Bigfootery Gold.

Conflicted Over Conflict

A quandary exists.  There are  developments that should be noted, but noting them creates conflict.  Is it nobler to point out the absurdity or let bigfootery continue on its’ way, some wise, but many not so much?   We are conflicted over:

• posting a submitted comment about the sudden rise of event disorganizers using charitable donations as a feel good for their event.  The best part of the comment was where the person speculated that for one of the events the disorganizers could save a little  time (win) and simply not hold the event and donate what they lose in holding the event (charity wins with more money).  Win, win, makes some sense.
• noting that in the last episode of a certain show getting headliner billing at an event the camera dude and editor both missed a shot that showed a nest/hut that had at least two of the trees showing evidence of being worked with either a hatchet or axe.  Check the pawpaw shot.
• pointing out that the most legit “bigfoot researcher” on that bill has developed a “scheduling conflict”, perhaps indicating that some of the rumors of misgivings related to sharing the dias with Hollywood researchers might be true.
• or running the video below that certainly does not add to the credibility of the carpetbagger’s show.

Killer Bees

Nope, not these Killer Bees.  We are talking Killer B’s as in Bigfooters.   And before the killer part is taken out of context in a spate of Facebook post indignities, we do not mean actual killers.

Earlier this week someone bumped the hive of the killer bees.  These particular bees are carpetbaggers who have set up shop north of the Ohio.  And like the real killer bees, not those dudes above but the actual buzzin bees, once the hive was bumped with some legitimate criticism (that could of been constructive if they could check the ego) they came a swarming out of the hive to attack the bumper into submission.  Froggy neck, froggy’s sockpuppet and the drama queen came out immediately to sting.  Their comments were hilarious, but evidently someone was not so proud after the swarming mission was complete and the interloper was vanquished and they have been relegated to the Facebook page admin delete file.   There is some irony in a guy who claims a love for constitutional rights to trample the first amendment, but consistency and actually walking the talk seldom happens in bigfootery.

Bigfootery, How Deep is Your Bench?

With not one, nor two, but three, count-em three “conferences”,  in about a month time span in Ohio we will able to tell.  Actually, there are clues already.

My Bully is back and your goin  be in trouble, hey lahh, hey lahh, my bully is back – think The Angels in 1963.  After a three-year “trial”, he is re-entering  the conference space.  We have heard “trial” is a bit of a stretch and that his franchise payments were being drastically cut – thus the Bully is back.  How deep is his bigfootery bench?  Well, his line-up is essentially the same one he had the last time he sponsored a conference.  Weak bench.

And then one has the Hollywood carpetbaggers.   With one returning mockumentary star from last year and a recent addition of another, rumblings in the “community” are getting louder about the flagging  integrity of the event, and even the legit dudes that are sharing the stage with the made for TV “bigfoot researchers”.

And finally the Apple, Inc. of bigfootery conferences.  They are coming in with one returnee – one of the luminaries and some new blood.  But we suspect they are having a greater bench strength challenge given some much activity in one place in such a short time.

Will bench strength thin the herd?  Perhaps.  But given some of the egos involved, the potential profits, the potential for worship and conference groupies, we seriously doubt it.  One will simply see the current trend, a gradual decay in quality and relevance and more frankenbites.

Truthiness

“the quality of preferring concepts or facts one wishes to be true, rather than concepts or facts known to be true” (American Dialect Society, January 2006)

Read, think, scratch head, reflect, repeat.

Huge, Breaking Announcement

With a nod to the relatively new bigfootery tactic of cyber pan handling, we announce our entry into a fund us now campaign.  Using a multi-faceted approach of spam emails for unclaimed funds left by relatives who were mining engineers in Gabon, a new line of hats, t-s and a snappy coffee mug and the cyber panhandling currently popular, it is our goal to raise $27,099.  This breaks out into $25k for attorney retainers, $1199 for a new Jackson Zen yak and about $900 for outfitting, especially a new Rivrstyx. What will those that participate in our bigfootery cyber begging campaign get?  We guarantee that with that money we will get a picture.  It will be clear and beyond dispute.  It will be a photo of team BFE, so we are confident it will happen. Thanks for reading, give early and give often.  Give until your wife or significant other notices the money is gone and threatens to dope slap you.

The BFE Naughty and Nice List – Gifts Received Edit

Christmas has come and gone, let’s see the ideal gifts received by those on the naughty and nice list.

 

 

Nice

Bigfootery’s Courtney Love – as we said before,  unfiltered opinions voiced under the influence is sexy in a train wreck sort of way.

Gift Received – A hangover cure book – http://www.thriftbooks.com/w/50-ways-to-cure-a-hangover_cara-frost-sharratt/1187799/?isbn=1846014050&mkwid=LrWSUK76|dc&pcrid=63635728032&gclid=CIf3vtX-98ICFUtgMgodc3MAnw

The folks over at the Facebook coalition page, for culling the sewer that is Facebook bigfootery and providing us the best of the whackadoodles

Gift Received – Sasquatch Coffee – http://squatchcoffee.com/

Bob Gimlin – was he hoodwinked, or did it happen?  Not sure, but he is a gracious man to those that seek him out.

Gift Received – a time machine with 15 minutes on it in case he wants to go back and have a second chance to solve this enigma – in other words pull the trigger

Bobbie Short – RIP – for being a tireless chronicler of all things bigfoot.

Gift Received – time with the creator

Todd Disotell – for being open-minded, to some degree, pushing the boundaries of hairdom and providing some tips, reason and class on a show that was sorely lacking all of those elements.

Gift Received – some funky hair coloring gels

Naughty

Miss-Litigation – lifetime achievement award for being vindictive, not walking her talk and relying upon the churn for new admirers.

Gift Received – one of those MIB memory erasing flash pens to solve the problem of those who have been in  bigfootery long enough to see the whole sad saga.

Most all of Facebook Bigfootery –  for giving a voice and easy venue for the whackadoodles and their worshipful drones/enforcers/digital KGB

Gift Received – a new hobby that does not include a computer

The Carpet Baggers – for carpet bagging and having pockets that are deeper than their integrity and good sense.

Gift Received – A new marketing slogan – “Can’t attend another bigfoot conference because it is sold out, come to ours, lots of seats and elbow room.”

The Foot Doc – for reaching even higher levels of selling one’s bigfootery soul for dollars and exposure.

Gift Received – $500 k, invest it wisely and it should solve the burning desire to make bigfootery dollars.

BFE’s Naughty and Nice List

In the spirit of the holidays – certainly not an exhaustive list:

Nice

Bigfootery’s Courtney Love – as we said before,  unfiltered opinions voiced under the influence is sexy in a train wreck sort of way.

The folks over at the Facebook coalition page, for culling the sewer that is Facebook bigfootery and providing us the best of the whackadoodles

Bob Gimlin – was he hoodwinked, or did it happen?  Not sure, but he is a gracious man to those that seek him out.

Bobbie Short – RIP – for being a tireless chronicler of all things bigfoot.

Todd Disotell – for being open-minded, to some degree, pushing the boundaries of hairdom and providing some tips, reason and class on a show that was sorely lacking all of those elements.

Naughty

Miss-Litigation – lifetime achievement award for being vindictive, not walking her talk and relying upon the churn for new admirers.

Most all of Facebook Bigfootery –  for giving a voice and easy venue for the whackadoodles and their worshipful drones/enforcers/digital KGB

The Carpet Baggers – for carpet bagging and having pockets that are deeper than their integrity and good sense.

The Foot Doc – for reaching even higher levels of selling one’s bigfootery soul for dollars and exposure.

The Frequent Quit but come back a few days/weeks/months later Dudes – pity me, beg me to come back, love me mommy.  If we cannot take your word as honor when you say, “I quit”, how can we respect anything else you have to say or do?

Monster Erotica?

The bigfootery apocalypse has arrived.  And often times, bigfootery fact is better than bigfootery fiction, even with erotica.